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Take the Gay Meter Test <a href="http://ramnol812.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIaP1QoKCr4AAFGzwKI1"><img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.ramnol812.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SIaP1QoKCr4AAFGzwKI1/gay-meter.jpg?et=fyX%2BUoLgGic%2CwHUL2juyfg&nmid=0" border="0"></a>wooohoooo!!! shabe ko na nga veh! hindi akit vacklush! vonggah!!! <a href="http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html">http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html</a> http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/37/How_Gay_are_you_Take_the_Gay_Meter_Test Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:57:15 -0000 Practical Joke: What is the biggest practical joke God ever played on mankind? Practical Joke: What is the difference between a politician and a gangster? The politician takes more money, does more damage and is less honest. Practical Joke: What is the difference between a politician and a prostitute? The politician costs more money…for pain instead of pleasure. Practical Joke: What is the difference between a politician and a dog? The politician is less loyal. Practical Joke: What is the difference between a politician and a soldier? The politician starts the war and the soldier fights it. Practical Joke: What is the difference between a politician and a doctor? The politician creates suffering and the doctor combats it. Practical Joke: What is the difference between a politician and a psychiatrist? The politician exemplifies insanity and the psychiatrist treats it. Practical Joke: What is the difference between a politician and a minister? The politician practices debauchery and the minister condemns it. Practical Joke: What is the difference between a politici... http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/31/Practical_Joke_What_is_the_biggest_practical_joke_God_ever_played_on_mankind Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:54:14 -0000 Me & my Boss When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative, When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating, When I make a mistake, you're an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human. When I am out of the office, I am wandering around. When my boss is out of the office, he's on business. When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked When I do good, my boss never remembers, When I do wrong, he never forgets http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/30/Me_my_Boss Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:28:47 -0000 Effect of Inflation <a href="http://ramnol812.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SH-jUwoKCr4AACO3XGQ1"><img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.ramnol812.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SH-jUwoKCr4AACO3XGQ1/inflation.jpg?et=MxbEhtUfLxhQLBbNrAEhmQ&nmid=0" border="0"></a> http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/29/Effect_of_Inflation Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:27:47 -0000 CIA Job Interview <pre>The CIA had an opening for an assassin... After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... kill her!! The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don' have what it takes. Take your wife home.' Then it was the woman's turn... She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after ano... http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/28/CIA_Job_Interview Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:22:11 -0000 Husband after winning the Lotto A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?" He says, "I don't care. Just get out." http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/27/Husband_after_winning_the_Lotto Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:19:28 -0000 Women's voices turn sensual 'when on heat' They might be the most grueling days of the month for a woman, but it looks like they're the most ‘fertile' days to attract the man you have long been dreaming about - at least that's what a new study suggests. A new research has revealed that a woman's voice is most attractive to a man when she is ovulating. The study by New York scientists may go some way to revealing why Marylin Monroe and Cate Blanchett are considered such sirens, beyond their looks alone, the researchers said. Australian experts say the find is further proof that women become "different" at this point in their menstrual cycle as they come under the effects of sex hormones. Research has shown the female lap dancers make more tips during their cycle peak, and another study rated a woman's walk most sexy to men when she is ovulating. In the research, Nathan Pipitone and Gordon Gallup of the State University of New York tested the cycle's effect on voice attractiveness and found this also altered during the month. The ... http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/26/Womens_voices_turn_sensual_when_on_heat Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:28:16 -0000 5 Things you wany in Women? <ol><li>It is important to find a woman who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans, and who has a job. </li><li>It is important to find a woman who makes you laugh. </li><li>It is important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn't lie. </li><li>It is important to find a woman who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you. </li><li>It is important that these four women never meet.</li></ol> http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/25/5_Things_you_wany_in_Women Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:47:11 -0000 Bush learning leadership philosophy While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: "Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" "Uhh... http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/24/Bush_learning_leadership_philosophy_ Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:45:08 -0000 When its OK to abuse a police I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’ He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner. http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/23/When_its_OK_to_abuse_a_police Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:00:46 -0000 How Greeks do business Kosta (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’ Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!!!’ Kosta: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter..’ Son: ‘Well, in that case… ok’ Next Kosta approaches Bill Gates. Kosta: ‘I have a husband for your daughter....’ Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!’ Kosta: ‘But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.’ Bill Gates: ‘Ah, in that case… ok’ Finally Kosta goes to see the president of the World Bank. Kosta: ‘I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.’ President: ‘But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!’ Kosta: ‘But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.’ President: ‘Ah, in that case… ok’ And that my friends is how Greeks do business. http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/22/How_Greeks_do_business Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:58:19 -0000 The Nun & The Hippie One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…” Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you. The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop. Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!” The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back ... http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/21/The_Nun_The_Hippie Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:53:28 -0000 Dishwalla http://ramnol812.multiply.com/music/item/53/Dishwalla_ Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:28:38 -0000 How to deal with Telemarketers 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my car won't start..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your problems. 3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 4. This works great if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company..." You: (Wait for a second) With a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?" 5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will giv... http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/20/How_to_deal_with_Telemarketers Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:52:06 -0000 Sharing Together An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they''re just fine - they''re just used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn''t eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the yo... http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/19/Sharing_Together Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:48:39 -0000 Logic & the English Language Let’s face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted, But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, Why didn’t the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers And i... http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/18/Logic_the_English_Language Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:12:00 -0000 Can't hearyah! <a href="http://ramnol812.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHcUQgoKCr4AADNhOV81"><img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.ramnol812.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SHcUQgoKCr4AADNhOV81/hehehe.jpg?et=ZkG%2CI%2CfsOXrESS7SY4oQGQ&nmid=0" border="0"></a> -YOU HAVE EAR-PLUGS IN YOUR EARS! -WHAT? Yell louder, I got ear-plugs in my ears. -I SAID ... oh never mind. http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/17/Cant_hearyah Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:06:07 -0000 the Power of Punctuation <a href="http://ramnol812.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHbM5woKCr4AAAXOeVs1"><img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.ramnol812.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SHbM5woKCr4AAAXOeVs1/punctuation.jpg?et=u%2BnF1eaYOf5zKRr%2BcRWT4w&nmid=0" border="0"></a> http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/16/the_Power_of_Punctuation Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:01:06 -0000 The perfect divorce letter Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night. You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t want sex anymore or anything. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me. Whichever is the case,,,,I’m gone. Signed, Your EX-Husband P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life! ———— Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married... http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/15/The_perfect_divorce_letter Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:07:12 -0000 What a Woman whants to a Man What I Want in a Man (age 21) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man (age 43) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in ... http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/14/What_a_Woman_whants_to_a_Man Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:56:35 -0000 Weird Al Yankovic-UHF Rampo Para sa mga inaantok at tinatamad pa jan mag-trabaho! http://ramnol812.multiply.com/video/item/11/Weird_Al_Yankovic-UHF_Rampo Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:38:09 -0000 Friendship! <a href="http://ramnol812.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHa4JwoKCr4AAHkx0zk1"><img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.ramnol812.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SHa4JwoKCr4AAHkx0zk1/friendship.JPG?et=rHFVh98pu2sCrqPrUWd7jw&nmid=0" border="0"></a> http://ramnol812.multiply.com/journal/item/13/Friendship Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:32:53 -0000 Imaginary Bitches Episode 1: Eden Gets Bitch Slapped <a href="http://www.imaginarybitches.com" target="_blank" title="http://www.imaginarybitches.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.imaginarybitches.com</a> Episode 1 Imaginary Bitches (A funny new webseries by Andrew Miller)A single girl in a relationship dominated world creates some imaginary friends to hang out with...but they turn out to be total bitches.It's like Sex and the City...but the bitches are imaginary. A single girl in a relationship dominated world creates some imaginary friends to hang out with...but they turn out to be total bitches. It's like Sex and the City...but the bitches are http://ramnol812.multiply.com/video/item/9/Imaginary_Bitches_Episode_1_Eden_Gets_Bitch_Slapped Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:19:14 -0000 In B&W http://ramnol812.multiply.com/photos/album/36/In_BW Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:12:21 -0000 HUNTER-KILLER CLUB http://ramnol812.multiply.com/photos/album/35/HUNTER-KILLER_CLUB Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:32:32 -0000